For the cruel amusement of Bahlactus and his invited guests, we present the one-sided fight between the greatest athlete in the Roman army …
… and a passing Gaulish villager.
How do you think it will go, Gluteus Maximus?
All right then, let the fight begin!
Asterix at the Olympic Games, text by René Goscinny, drawings by Albert Uderzo, 1968, translated by Anthea Bell and Derek Hockridge, Brockhampton Press, 1972